Matt Roberts
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Sometimes I’ll throw my dog’s toys onto the back patio roof. And sometimes I’ll climb up there and constantly tell him to come here.
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“Implyin’ I care if people notice.” She keeps walking; still no fear. It was hard to intimidate someone whose only fear was African cave spiders. Ariana heard heavy footsteps, then. Probably warlocks who’d been coming from the arena and noticed the demon/angel boy; she turned around and was greeted by two. She frowned and removed her hand from her pocket. “More annoyin’ people,” she sighed, which was more of a disgruntled grunt than anything. Aisling was on her left shoulder, giving her access to the arm with the strongest punch. That was good; more force with which to knock them out.
It was over quick. Before they could say a word to her or the other guy, she’d lunged quick as lightning and dealt each a sizeable blow to the gut, sending both three yards away. Unconscious, probably. She was proved right when they didn’t get up. To anyone with half a brain this girl was not normal, and probably not human. Both were right, the former due to the latter. “Weak again.” Ariana said it with obvious disappointment in her voice. The young woman spared not a glance to that strange boy. “If you wanna heal ‘er then do it while she’s on my shoulders. Shouldn’t be too hard if you’re an angel with at least some skill, right?”
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Naturally, Ariana just ignored Aisling’s questions. It was just a waste of breath to answer stupid ones, really, so why even bother? Of course, her thoughts drifted to how she was going to patch her up good as new. She didn’t even know what was wrong, so it’d be difficult. She’d only had experience patching up bleeding wounds. Eh, oh well. If this girl died it wouldn’t be that much of a weight on her conscience. Probably. Maybe.
And then the demon came along, making stupid demands. What? She wasn’t even walking TOWARDS the arena, nor was she even wearing warlock robes. Guh, how many idiots was she going to meet before the day was over. She blew a bubble, it popped, and she spoke, voice unwavering and showing absolutely no fear. “Che, how can ya’ be so goddamn stupid?” she grunted. “Ya’ couldn’t kill me, dumbass, and do I really look I’m heading to th’ arena?” She glanced at him, her gaze stabbing like daggers – not intentionally, of course. “All I did was pick ‘er up like this, too.”
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Mobile Skyrie isn’t letting me use the reply button. But, PJ, I shamed a really good friend of mine. He normally takes things like this like a man, so it shows how much I shamed him.
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I nearly kicked my friend’s ass at Injustice: Gods Among Us t.he very first time I played the game, even though he’d had it for whioe. He took out the game before I could beat him.
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“What n’ th’ hell ‘re you doin’?” Ariana questioned, looking down at the pathetic heap of agony at her feet. “You gonna make us Strangers look bad?” There seemed to be a genuine touch of annoyance in her voice, and not even a bit of compassion for the helpless girl on the ground; or maybe there was, but it was masked pretty well. “All you annoyin’ buggers dyin’ left n’ right… Can’t even hardly scare a mouse with this kinda reputation!” she grumbled, hefting poor Aisling onto her shoulders with ease, honestly not caring how much pain it’d cause her, nor whether or not blood got on her clothes. “You keep yer mouth shut n’ I’ll patch you up good as new.” Ariana popped a strip of gum in her mouth (it seemed to come out of nowhere) and put the unused hand in her pocket. Then, she walked off, heading directly to her humble home.
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Ariana Blare is a girl you just really don’t want to mess with. But I’ll get to that in a minute. She’s twenty-two years old, stands at 5’11”, and weighs 208 pounds (the excess weight is from well-toned muscle). She looks to have the build of a swimmer. She doesn’t very pronounced, ahem, features, but it still looks good on her. She is fairly attractive, to be honest. Anyway, her face has features halfway between soft and sharp, and her eyes are colored sky blue. Her hair is medium length, dirty blonde, and tends to be drawn back in a ponytail. She tends to wear army boots with camo pants with a light blue tank top. She also usually has white handwraps on, in case she gets into a fight. But not always.
Ariana is a really skilled martial artist. Specifically, she is a boxer. She is probably more skilled than a professional championship boxer, is stronger than the world’s strongest man, faster than Usain Bolt, has an incredible pain tolerance, and a very sturdy body. She also doesn’t know how to hold back. Of course, she can be beaten, by exploiting various things such as her anger (her skills seem to decrease when too enraged, though her strength does increase) or the fact she can’t dodge bullets unless she can get a chance to move before you pull the trigger. But you’ll have to go for vital spots if you want to shoot her.
Now, Ariana is half-demon – though demon is a term used loosely with her kind. Not really a demon in the sense they came from hell, but they fit the bill as to what demons are normally depicted as. Now, she has a part-demon appearance, but she’s able to hide it. When she’s really angry her skin will turn red, and she’ll grow horns, wings, claws, and a tail. Which is quite easy to do; her resilience, skill and strength are the only reasons she’s managed to evade capture thus far.
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Matt looked back. Who was this kid? He had wings, which was obviously incredibly strange. He figured that if the dude had wings, he could have other stuff up his sleeves. So he just turned forward and continued staring at nothing, sipping his late. He may have looked lost in thought, but really, he was listening carefully.
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Well I’ve gotta be honest, I have a ton of characters I’m willing to roleplay with, from a great multitude of fandoms. But to keep things less complicated for me I suppose I’ll just use a single character per fandom. I’ll go down a list with relevant information.
Matt Roberts
So this guy’s from Homestuck. In the event of SBURB he’d be either 13 or 14. Dude’s a total perv, so ladies, if your character’s offended by such things, it’d be best to steer clear. But he is a nice and caring dude, when you get past that. He loves stupid jokes, Dr. Pepper, and long walks on the beach(wink wink). Also, the guy’s got swordsmanship like Dave’s, though I’ll admit he is a pacifist. If you wanna know what he looks like, check out my avatar.Steam Punk
This guy is from MLP: FiM. He is an ancient pony, over four centuries old, immortal due to drinking a special potion. Through the practice of dark magic and terrible events in his passed, he has a sort of other half which comes out under certain circumstances. This half is VERY evil. However, he is a very nice pony otherwise. I’ll note he is loosely based on Matt, so you can guess what that entails. Also, he built himself mechanical wings and uses illusory magic to make them look like real wings, and of course, is naturally a unicorn.Scythe the Wolf
Yup. A Sonic character. Quite the varied roster, huh? Anyway, yeah, this wolf is easy to fire up. He’s fast, but not quite super-speed fast, and typically rides around on a hoverboard reminiscent of those in the Sonic Rider games. He wields a specialized scythe, which can extend and retract the blade by way of a chain, increasing its range and allowing him to use it as a sort of grappling hook. He is a bit rowdy and easy to fire up, and takes on a sort of anti-hero attitude. But he is a good guy at heart.That’s about all I can think of, at the moment.