[Terezi ‘soillegal’ Pyrope]

((Thanks for stopping by and keeping the conversation moving, Kitsu. You’re a good RPer))

[Terezi ‘soillegal’ Pyrope]

OH, 1 4M 4 TROLL! OUR HOM3 PL4N3T WH3R3 MY P3OPL3 RUL3D W4S C4LL3ED 4LT3RN14, 4ND 4LL OF US TROLLS H4V3 HORNS. TH3R3 4R3N’T V3RY M4NY OF US L3FT, 4T TH1S PO1NT.
*LOOKS DOWN, SN1FFS S4DLY*

[Terezi ‘soillegal’ Pyrope]

WHY DO FOX3S G3T TO B3 SUCH 4 D3L1C1OUS COLOR?

[Terezi ‘soillegal’ Pyrope]

*B3NDS OV3R 4ND STROK3S R3D FUR*
1T 1S V3RY SOFT.
*SN1FF*
4ND TH3 COLOR SM3LLS SO D3L1C1OUS! R3D 1S TH3 MOST D3L1C1OUS COLOR, 4NYON3 WHO S4YS OTH3RW1S3 1S TH3 WORST LY1NG CR1M1N4L 3V3R.

[Terezi ‘soillegal’ Pyrope]

*T1LTS H34D TO ON3 S1D3, POK1NG 4T OWN HORNS W1TH F1NG3R* WH4T 1S 4 FOX?

[Terezi ‘soillegal’ Pyrope]

W4444! *THROWS 4RMS OV3R F4C3 PROT3CT1V3LY, H1TT1NG TH3 SON1C SCR3WDR1V3R’S SW1TCH 4G41N, FL1PP1NG TH3 L1GHTS B4CK ON*
1T’S TH3 ON3 TH4T B1T M3 34RL13R!

[Terezi ‘soillegal’ Pyrope]

*TR13S TO LOOK ST3RN, W1TH H3R H4NDS ON H1PS – R34LLY JUST 3NDS UP LOOK1NG R1D1CULOUS W1TH TH3 OV3RS1Z3D CO4T H4NG1NG TO H3R KN33S*
TH1S DOG 1S JUST ST4R1NG 4T M3…

[Terezi ‘soillegal’ Pyrope]

((What happened is terezi clearly captchalogued the sonic screwdriver in her scratch and sniff modus sylladex, read the captcha code on the back of the card, and reproduced the item with the appropriate grist. Not going to explain that in character, or in more detail. There’s a comic out there to read, if you haven’t.))

[Terezi ‘soillegal’ Pyrope]

OH H3Y, 4 PUPPY! H3LLO PUPPY!

[Terezi ‘soillegal’ Pyrope]

OH D1D YOU W4NT ON3? 1 M4D3 4 F3W 3XTR4S 4T TH3 4LCH3M1T3R.
*R34CH3S 1NTO OV3RS1Z3D BL4Z3R TH4T SH3 P1CK3D UP SOM3WH3R3 4ND PULLS OUT 4 S3COND ON3*
H3R3, TH1S ON3 1S R3D!
*WH1SP3RS* 1T’S TH3 MOST D3L1C1OUS COLOR.

[Terezi ‘soillegal’ Pyrope]

1 TH1NK YOU’R3 R1GHT. 4NOTH3R JOB W3LL DON3 BY T1M3 DOCTOR T3R3Z1!
*US3S SON1C SCR3WDR1V3R 4S 4 FL4SHL1GHT*

[Terezi ‘soillegal’ Pyrope]

1 F1X3D 4LL SORTS OF SP4C3T1M3 PROBL3MS! L1K3 TH3 ON3 4BOUT 1T B31NG TOO BR1GHT.

[Terezi ‘soillegal’ Pyrope]

W4TCH!
*F1DDL3S W1TH 1T 4 B1T, 4LL TH3 L1GHTS 1N TH3 ROOM GO OUT*
H4H4H4H4H4!

[Terezi ‘soillegal’ Pyrope]

F3FER1 1 H4D THOUGHT 3V3RYON3 H4D 4B4NDON3D M3!
4LTHOUGH 1 DO H4V3 4 FUN N3W TOY…
*W4V3S SON1C SCR3WDR1V3R 4ROUND, C4US1NG CH4OS WH3R3V3R 1T PO1NTS*
1 W4S ST1LL PR3TTY BOR3D BY MYS3LF!

[Terezi ‘soillegal’ Pyrope]

*H4S B3COM3 1NCR3D1BLY 4D3PT 4T US3S OF SON1C SCR3WDR1V3R 4FT3R 4 WHOL3 D4Y W1TH 1T. H4S B3GUN C4LL1NG 3V3RYON3 “POND”*