[Komeadaconda]

Well if everyone was alive and nothing was bad…how would people acts round each other? Props to NicoB who inspired most of these to be honest XD what are your opinions guys?

Maizono- HI THERE! I love pov elope to sing but I am basjca lly the Japanese Taylor Swift lol mostly because I totes drop guys the same way and stuff wow. I could randomly sing any time I want XD ooh I also loooove death puns, careful I might stab you in the back—

mukuro-Like hi, I’m Junko heheh~! No. Forget it. Screw my sister I am Mukuro and I’ll kill you later.

kuwata- Yo, 11037 here, and I like—…wait this ain’t an online dating site then why the hell am I here!? Just kill me again damnit.

chihiro- H-Hi um…I don’t really know what got into everybody but I’m Chihiro Fujisaki and um well…B-Bitch im fabulous?

Oowada- Hey I’m Mondo Oowada or whatever and my little buddy over there. Damn right he’s fabulous. Don’t you dare tell me otherwise!! Also, butter jokes are great thanks. How original, you could also mock my hair. Go ahead. Try!!

Ishimaru- Hi! I am Ishimaru and you know you have better things to do then this site! Ha! Ha! Ha! I am a badly dubbed 90s anime character I swear! Ha! Ha! Ha! AND NOW BACK TO YELLING AT PEOPLE

yamada- Niiiyyyyiiih I am Master Hifumi Yamada boSw under my Dojin powers as I show you my collection of po—….I MEAN DRAWINGS NIYIIIHHHH

celes- THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!!!! Okay no. I just had to. Hm. YO FAT SLAVE WHERES MY TEA AT?!

Sakura- Hmmmm I am in fact female. This is not even my final form. Did you see me kick that bear’s ass? Ha. *gollum voice holds Asahina* MY PRECIOOOUUSSSS

Asahina-heh heh I like swimming and I’m kinda blonde even if I aint act’lly blonde. I gots me swirly hair and gopher face!

Hagakure-Dude, I sweat I ain’t high dude, there really were aliens, dude and hubsjrhhdejksndndjsjwnfnfjd doodle doodle doodly they took my cheeseburger and doodly doodle shhfhrjakandenhdjfndjrjjfjd it was all real dude!!

Fukawa- Listen I am Little Miss Gloomy and I don’t care if you hate me even though I know you obviously do. How can you not hate me? I’m a self conscious psycho with a crush on a rich snob way out of my lead. *sneeze*

genocider- BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA….hi I have scissors and my white knight. Sucks to suck. Take that any way you want to 😉 So I’ve been a murderer awhile now…you know how it goes and how did I not kill any of these idiotic classmates?! OH Cuz they’re uglier then Little Miss Gloomy!

Togami- how predictably boring. Hm Yes, how about a money battle, one moment I’ll start a fire…oh no kindling? It’s fine I have a hundred in my pocket. Anyways I know who the killer is. Whom? Isn’t itobvious? Tell them Naegi.

Kirigiri- Listen I am surrounded by idiots. I signed up for high school murder mystery not prison. Tell them Naegi…

junko- LOL DESPAIR IN THE HOUSE Y’ALL ITS JUNKO ENOSHIMA YOUR FAVORITE BITCH AND PUPPETMASTER HAH! *monokuma voice* YO *bum bum bum bum* WAKE~! THE~! FUCK~! UP~!

Naegi- mommy…help me, I wanna go home…I’m just a pathetic optimist.