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Your name is SOLLUX CONAGHER. You were hatched SOLLUX CAPTOR, but you took the last name Conagher as a MARK OF APPRECIATION towards the one who instructed you in the ways of the Engineers: a gentleman by the name of DELL CONAGHER.

You work for the BUILDERS’ LEAGUE UNITED (also known as THE B.L.U. TEAM), a HIGHLY PAID GROUP OF MERCENARIES whose main competition – and, more often than not, sole opposition – comes from the RASCALLY SCOUNDRELS of RELIABLE EXCAVATION AND DEMOLITION (more commonly known as THE R.E.D. TEAM).

As a B.L.U. TEAM ENGINEER, you have MANY IMPORTANT DUTIES, and the most important of these is AREA DENIAL – a task which involves constructing AUTOMATED SENTRY GUNS in LOCATIONS OF STRATEGIC IMPORTANCE, as well as the deployment of AMMUNITION DISPENSERS and INSTANTANEOUS TRANSLOCATION MODULES for the use of your teammates. You have become VERY GOOD AT YOUR JOB, and your efforts are often celebrated with a cry of “ENGINEER IS CREDIT TO TEAM!”

When you are not engaging the R.E.D. TEAM RASCALS upon the battlefield, you can usually be found in the B.L.U. TEAM BASE assisting ZLATKO SHAMRAYEV (who is the B.L.U. TEAM’S ARMORY OFFICER) or visiting the hivestem of your matesprit, ARADIA MEGIDO (who, contrary what other people might think, is NOT DEAD YET).

Your trolltag is technologicallyAdept, and you tend two 2peak wiith a biit of a lii2p.

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Quadrants:

♥ – Aradia Notdeadyet Megido
♦ – None
♣ – None
♠ – Thë Handmaid

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(( All right then. Now that you’ve read that, it’s time for a little bit about the man behind the curtain.

Hi there! The name’s Peter, though most of my friends call me Mac. I am, as you might have guessed, a pretty big fan of both Homestuck and Team Fortress 2.

I also happen to be a pretty big strategy geek, too – I particularly like Sun Tzu’s “The Art of War” and games such as X-COM: UFO Defense and Command & Conquer.

I’m also into a variety of different kinds of music, though I tend to lean fairly heavily towards classic rock [Van Halen, Twisted Sister, AC/DC, etc.], industrial/electronica [VNV Nation, Viral Culture, Absurd Minds, The Gothsicles, etc.], and video game soundtracks [and remixes thereof, such as the tracks featured on Overclocked Remix].

Oh, and no, you’re not hallucinating. The man behind the curtain actually is a guy. Shocking, innit? ))