
Apollo V.
Forum Replies Created
-
Apollo grabbed the wrench and began tinkering with the thrust capacitors. “If I designed things…”
Apollo removed a few unneeded components. “Well, that’s what you call performance efficiency modifications!”
The engines sparked before blasting again, this time only a little bit faster. “Better, it’ll add up.”
-
Apollo whacked the launch button and the thing went shooting up into the sky. “Can this thing go any faster?”
-
Apollo nodded. “It’s true. We’ve been kicking butt for 600 years. Now, let’s get ourselves a- nevermind.”
Apollo pointed to the conveniently placed warehouse with a small merchant gunship parked inside.
“I call left side shotgun, which means I fly it!” Apollo darted to the ship and began studying its interiors in three seconds. “Ok, seems fit to go. Let’s do this!”
-
Apollo cupped his hands over the cigarette, then created a giant smoke bunny from the vapors. “We can do that. Ree is strong, but pretty stupid. So, we clean this up instead?”
-
“Ten points for stupid name.”
-
Apollo smiled back at Jack. “Thanks, but we’re YOUR lightweight losers! Also, Andaluza weighs something like 130 pounds.”
-
Apollo snatched the plasma grenade out of Andaluza’s hand and threw it into a building. “We don’t need this.”
Apollo also slapped Andaluza across the face. “Start behaving, you’re both on the same side so we don’t have time for squabbles. If you want to solve a problem, just arm wrestle it out.”
Apollo then leaned towards Jack. “The only reason I mentioned arm wrestling is cause you’re always right.”
-
Apollo crouched next to Pandora and stared into her face. “Ok, so there is a perfectly logical explanation for this. You are uh…delusional.” He then looked back at the group. “Now, we’re running out of time, thanks a lot guys. I’m now in charge no questions asked. If you wanted to get something done you’d have done it six hundred years ago, Jack. You can have your position back when you can maintain a team which tends to not turn on themselves or end up in mess piles every evening.”
Apollo tore open the warehouse door and led everyone out of it. “Elliot, do you have a spacecraft we can use? Don’t worry, you can fly it, although it might get destroyed. We need to go back to Iffrozar to reclaim something that Odysseus has left behind for us. It looks like this.” Apollo searched around in his pockets, then grabbed it out of Jack’s hand. A small blue circular device. He then set it down on the ground and hit a red button, then began moving the files shown on the holographic display. “Yes, this vial contains a white tulip. And I know you’re going to ask whether it’s a dangerous thing or not, so I’m putting it out there for you slowpokes. YES, YES IT IS!”
-
(No, the Alkaline Bottle established that as soon as Ree mirrored away.)
-
Apollo lifted Jack off his feet and spoke silently, but professionally.
“So, you think it’s cute, hmm? Here’s something that is cute, bub. You go tell your failed experiment and his technology to get us out of here, or suffer the consequences you wouldn’t want to occur. I know he’ll laugh at your butt falling on the ground, which shouldn’t be too hard to make happen, but he seems to be on our side. Might want to think of that before you witness a false butt kicking session.”
Apollo tossed Jack lightly on the ground, making him fall on his butt. “Oh come on, you’re immortal, walk it off, sugarcube.”
-
Apollo stood up and looked at Elliot. “Uh…don’t I know you from a park bench? Also, I know you two aren’t Ascendii or have sensitive vision, but you don’t have to comprehend events this slow, it’s been five seconds since he MIRRORED AWAY.”
-
Apollo rolled to the side and hit Ree, swinging a bit across his face. “YAY SHOCKWAVES!”
-
Apollo got up behind Ree and stabbed him on the neck with his finger. “Hey.”
-
Apollo yelled back at Jack. “Nah, it’s cool!”
-
Apollo, caught off guard, fell to the floor, looking at Ree. “How…did you get that back?”