@professorplum Eh, are ye that one Plum, ya? Th’ one what’s in th’ Cloo-doh t’ing? Loaka can’t never figerr out who’s dunnit in t’at game, but Loaka’s mate Darly loves it! She always beats Loaka. Loaka always says it was t’at Mustard fella wot dunnit, ‘cos ‘e’s very suspishus, an’ ‘e’s a milit’ry fella, ain’ ‘e?
I CAN TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB, MORTAL, JUST AS SOON AS I BREAK THIS MAGIC-BIND.
The sword rattled and shook in place, the little chicken bone holding its own against the flotation ring. Every shake sent the sword slightly closer to the ground, nearing the point where the blade would merely crash through the floor and keep going to whatever was…[Read more]
Chicken bones! The fools throw their wasteful scraps at the deadly blade, one bouncing off the harsh metal and the other wedging itself in the psychic flotation ring–
The spinning ring on the sword’s hilt stops, chicken bone wedged cleanly through the centre in what many would identify as the greatest chicken-bone-throw in history. The…[Read more]
With a noise like tearing cloth, a jagged rift of light crashed open in the middle of the room. The swirling vortex, making a sound like a whirlpool of tortured souls, issued forth a myriad lights of all colours, an intense blast of air filling the room with an unearthly heat. Emerging from the chaos, a grand longsword of blackened steel hovered…[Read more]
Eh, you sayin’ Loaka likes girls?
Ye’d be right, eh. Loaka likes ’em pretty ones all. Loaka likes touchin’ and bumpin’, ya? Ye wanna touchin’ Loaka? O’ course ye do, eh.
Loaka don’t get why fellas make big deal of it, eh? Ones what like the same and not, all of ’em make a big deal. Some’a dem say is very good, tell everyone, other say very…[Read more]
Turmkligne, “Tower Blade”
Claims to be of ancient make, really only about 20 or 30 years old.
1.313 metres from tip to tip.
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In all regards, a massive sword. 13 centimetres wide, 1.3 centimetres thick, crafted from meteoric black-steel that gives it the look of burned…[Read more]
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