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    @greasemonkey
    Chippeeeeerrrrr!
    *Mystia flies into the shop, crashing face-first into the door and sits outside dizzy for a while. After coming back to her senses she enters.*
    I need a companion to man my seafood stand because mama won’t let me stay out late so could you build something like this?
    *She holds up a crudely drawn blueprint for a robot she calls “The Mystia Machine”* Mystia.Lorelei.600.1318900

    @greasemonkey Chippeeeeerrrrr! *Mystia flies into the shop, crashing face-first into the door and si
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      Oh that explains the crash, I thought I’d knocked over one of me bikes again. Are you ok there Mystia. * She raises a brow and smirks * Did ya get jealous of Apples thrust pack? * Chipper was laying on top of a trucks cab slicing off lights with a buzz saw. The cab itselfby all means shouldn’t have fit into the shop at all but somehow it was in there. * Well it gets pretty creepy at night, she’s probably just worried aboutcha. * She leans down as far as possible to look at the design. * For a stall robot it looks suspiciously like a weapon. Haven’t ya hurt yourself enough?

      • Profile picture of Mystia Lorelei [Vox#SenselessSongbird]

        I’m fine, I’m fine, I crash into things all the time! Apple’s thrust pack? Naah I can fly without one. All I want is a robot me who can grill fish, chat with customers and use my magic night-blindness ability! Oh and please don’t make it evil. I’ve had enough evil stuff for one life…

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      As fun as it is ya know you ain’t suppose to crash right? Try landing once in a while, it’s less painful and expensive. So robot clone chef with A.I and magic whosa whatsits? What is that? I ain’t never seen it before so I can’t exactly build somethin I don’t know. * Chipper briefly looks saddened gazing at the pieces of a computer on a high shelf * It could be so much fun. But goody guy it is!

      • Profile picture of Mystia Lorelei [Vox#SenselessSongbird]

        You’ve never seen it before because it’s night-blindness! You’re not supposed to see when you’re blind! *she lowers her voice to a whisper* I make people blind and then turn off the magic when they try the Lamprey Special at my seafood stand. I tell people it’s the lamprey that cures it. Shhh, don’t tell anyone.
        *Her voice returns to normal volume* But if you can’t do that I guess just a robot chef with AI will do the job. Oh by the way, what’s AI mean?

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      Mystia! * Chipper gasps and wags her finger * You ain’t suppose ta do that to people ya know? You’ll get in trouble one of these days. As for working that into a robot why not just have blindfolds? Does the same job right? Oh A.I is artificial intelligence. You wouldn’t want poor sparky to get swindled by your customers now would ya?

      • Profile picture of Mystia Lorelei [Vox#SenselessSongbird]

        Artifical intelligence? *She looks more confused than ever* Art… fish… intelligence. She’s smart enough to draw fish? Blindfolds won’t work, it’s too obvious! Besides, they won’t be able to see the food and that might cause a mess, which I’ll have to clean up *she pouts*.

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      Wouldn’t your robo shop keep do the cleaning for you? I really don’t get this whole magic thing though can ya explain it to me but what you’d want from it. I’ll tinker a solution. Dontcha worry.

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      I won’t let ya down! * She comically salutes with a lot of enthusiasm. * This is going to be great, I ain’t built a buddy bot in ages.