Remember to call the strange man Bob the penguin lord

Seeing as how you are new here, I will allow you three questions. You can ask any question you like and I will answer it truthfully.

Obviously

((YOU STOLE MY THING!!!!))

Ares turn her head to see a figure in the darkness. He is sitting behind a desk and his name is Jean.

Day’s hands start transforming into vines with melons and pineapples spontaneously sprouting from them.

((That was pretty good))

((Just give appearance, significant traits for your characters, etc. It doesnt have to be anything fancy. I’m not very good at them either tbh. We just need some background info on your character, so just include anything that might be relevant to the story.))

Can my office be like the room of requirement?

Hello he said. I am Scratch, leader of group 2 troop 2 he said. I’m sure you have many questions about what we do and how we do it, and I can guarantee that I can answer them all but I won’t he said. If you want to know how to join you can’t. If you already know how, then welcome aboard he said!

Hello he said. I am Scratch, leader of group 2 troop 2 he said. I’m sure you have many questions about what we do and how we do it, and I can garuntee that I can answer them all but I won’t he said. If you want to know how to join you can’t. If you already know how, then welcome aboard he said!

Name: Scratch
Age: ERROR
Height: 6′
Weight: 2lbs
Appearance: A completely white being dressed in a white suit with a green undershirt and bowtie (because bowties are cool).
Traits/info: He is the leader of group 2 troop 2 and tends to narrate what other people do. He also has a habit of saying “he said” after everything he says.

Axel was shoved into the room by another guard and informed that he had been arrested for possession of items used for exorcism. The guard then yelled at the doctor to get back to work and walked away. The doctor quickly scribbled out a message on a small piece of paper and shoved it through the small window in the door. He then went back to… Read more

(You can join any time redstar, just post a character bio and ill find a place for you.)

Vincent, CM, and Gamer all awaken inside what appears to be a cell. The only things in the room are 3 beds of solid steel and an iron door with a slot cut in it so that the guards can see through. Every now and then one of the guards will walk by muttering something under their breath. If you were to listen very closely, you might hear… Read more

((Yes))

Ares arrives in what looks like a business office. Suddenly the fax machine starts printing something…

A hole opens up in the tree, revealing a secret staircase.

((well this is nonchalant, and we needed something to get the plot rolling so i didn’t see any reason why pineapples weren’t acceptable))

The giant pineapple is dislodged, falls down and rolls into the foyer, demolishing everything in its path.