==> also install audio out device and sing a haunting opera melody

==> try to make something useful out of the spare metal. Like a ladder. Or a spring. Or stilts.

 

Input command> LEAVE room and enter purple door to see what is behind them.

You look inside, and find that the room is FAIRLY EMPTY

Well, except for that massive something-stain on the floor. The floor’s got a huge puddle right in the middle of this weird, triangular room. There’s nothing in here but the stain, with any features on the wall merely being extensions of it. Something is still dripping into the puddle… Read more

>LOOK into the open doorway

There doesn’t seem to be any doors immediately ahead, or to the right, so you turn left towards the T-intersection.

Along the ground is this weird little trail of RED, like someone dragged a huge bristly BRUSH over the ground, or pulled a DEAD GUYinto a hiding place. You judge the odds of either of these things being true as roughly… Read more

> LOOK at the walls for hidden doors.

You pop your head module back into its socket and trot on over to the door’s terminal. The door glares at you, as though trying to communicate the fact that, if it were capable, it would try to hurt you. However, being a door, and being bound by the laws of door-kind, it is compelled to give way to the bearer of mystic passwords.

Some… Read more

>PLACE removed part of head back on and then go to door. TYPE the code 030201 into the keypad were the note was.

You head over to the note. It’s in that gobbledy-gook you saw before. Well, at least until your AUTO-EQUIP feature goes through the necessary steps to install that LANGPROC chipset you just got. Just pop open your head and … there! You can read. Congratulations!

The note… Read more

> IGNORE the door and read the note instead

Recalling that the word ‘robot’ has its roots in the Russian word for worker, you employ a traditional dance of your ancestors as a means of celebration. The dance also gives you a good chance to finally look at the final remaining thing in the room you haven’t stared at: the door.

Oh crap, it’s looking this way.… Read more

>Option select: Commence Russian Squat dance for celebratory purposes.

You approach the speaker with malicious intent. The speaker tries to convince you not to dismantle it but, alas, you do not understand. Without mercy or really any emotions, being a soulless robot, you begin to take apart the speaker. In a matter of seconds, its constituent parts are available and are placed into your INVENTORY, leaving… Read more

Option select: >Use screwdriver on the speaker. Does not seem logical. But there appears to few other options.

 

You reach down and TAKE the object, identifying it as some kind of SCREWDRIVER.

//PROCESS.A.E.ACTIVE

An event occurs.

Part of your hand opens up and engulfs the SCREWDRIVER as you go to pick it up. By some process, you are now equipped with a SCREWDRIVER, thanks to your AUTOMATED EQUIP. You can choose between EMPTY HAND and… Read more

Option select: >TAKE the thing on the floor. It could possibly be useful.

 

You beep at the speaker.

KNOWLEDGE ACQUIRED: No LANGUAGE module.

Woh, deja vu. The speaker talks to you in some strange language which you cannot process. It eyes you warily, perhaps aware that it is just barely WITHIN your REACH. If you had some sort of TOOL, you might be able USE the TOOL on the SPEAKER. Why, though, is a thought… Read more

>SPEAK to the Speaker

You look up at this guy. It says a distinct nothing to you, clearly identifying its role as a speaker of some kind. The red eye watches you closely, as though judging you.

Moving on, you turn to the other thing behind you.

It’s also staring at you. Every movement you make causes the little red dot on that orb to follow you around.… Read more

((The robot should look at the two things behind it. They seem important.))

THIS OLD PLOT IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE NEW PLOT —>

go to the other thread it’s the stickied one please

//REBOOT.R.OBOT
//ERROR: AI ACTIVE!
//ERROR: CRITICAL DATA MISSING!
//ERROR: CORRUPTION 93.314159%
//REBOOT.OVERRIDE.R.OBOT
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You are a robot. This is all you know, it seems.

You perform a manual scan of the room, by using your eyes to look at things. The room is rectangular, with a door at one end. There’s little else here, except for… Read more

NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS

Almost two years after the first post, the News thread has seen a new post! We asked people on the street what they thought.

“Get away from me!”
“I’m calling the police.”
“Man, I’ve been waiting for ages for that thing! Okay, now wheres my money–”

 

In other, less important news, Press Start will… Read more

what happened to this it was so gr8

Start egg

Error: Input Overload
Have a mental breakdown.

start egg to stop him /
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StarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarteggStarte… Read more

>START EGG

>start egg
((I didn’t))

Look for a pineapple-powered jetpack.

>asses name, rank, and memory up to this point also don’t steal the guy’s sheet now… but remember to do so later

((Your changing you signature to what?)) I COMMAND YOU TO SIT ON THE FLOOR AND WAG YOUR TAIL LIKE A DOG, BUT BE SAD INSTEAD OF HAPPY

>start egg
((I’m totally changing mysignature to that. tomorrow. maybe.))

Remember that your name is now Kenshin the Demon Lord

>start egg

Implode

Steal the guy’s sheet and run before he can catch you!

…. Not sure I want to remember something like that.

You, that is. Not sure you want to remember something like that. Gotta stick to the right perspective.

Remember to call the strange man Bob the penguin lord

You let off a ‘beautiful noise’*, soothing all in the area.

Talking about ‘all in the area’ …

This guy emerges from the indistinct greyness that is the area you’re in. He seems to have not enjoyed your noises and is very slowly waddling towards you. He’s wearing some sorta weird robe, more like a sheet over… Read more

Sing the song of your people, bird.

You do all of these things but really only some of these things because some events prevent you from doing the rest of those things.

You take the J-LEVEL KEY-CARD. It has a picture of a gross, fleshy creature on it. Eugh.

You take the METAL MOP. You use it to do a dance on top of the box, along with the J-LEVEL KEY-CARD. Then, in a fit… Read more

THIS JUST IN –
I’m gonna do more stuff.
There’s going to be an art-style change.
This is 100% because I’m a lazy bitch.
Work is hard, shut up.
What? No. You can never have enough money.
What about my fans? I didn’t even know I had them.