Dirk laughed, his shades flashing. “I wouldn’t mind the ship, I always wanted to go sailing.” His mechanical bird fluttered around his head before coming to perch on his shoulder.

Jake clapped his hands,”Jolly good mate!” Her swung a arm around his shoulders,”Now lets go on a adventure with Mr.Leijon! To a quest called shipping!” He cheered then paused, he turned to the said cat like troll.”Sorry to ask my dear lady..But what is shipping exactly? Is it that we ride on the gallons of a ship? Sailing savage seas and… Read more

Idk I just got back from being out of town XD)

holy literal balls what did i miss))

((ah sorry im late!))

The blond mechanic rubbed his ears with a slight wince when the new troll entered into the room. He was thankful he wasn’t working on anything at the moment, or it would be in pieces in his hands,he looked over to Jake and saw the red mark. “You okay dude?”

“EXCUSE ME, I WAS NEFUR TOO FOND OF AMPURRAS ANYWAY!” She coughed. “Amporas.” She decided they didn’t deserve to have anything to do with cat puns. She turned her head away, still standing beside Jake. “If he wants to be that way, I might as well write a fanfic about him and CAPTOR.” She said mostly to herself. “Oh, and make it RED with… Read more

Vriska’s question made him think, he hadn’t seen Fef in a while, probably something to do with Sollux, thinking about it made him mad him replied, “oh yeah wwell wwhy don’t you ask that lowwblood Sol he seems to be spendin alot of time wwith her,” he huffed angrily as he then started thinking about where Feferi could be. He then realized… Read more

“It’s purrfectly fine.” She replied, and clapped when he tried out a cat pun. “PURRFECT!” She squealed, smiling. Giggling, she took his hand in her gray one. “Meowlin, I mean, Meulin Leijon.” She shook it and gave him a toothy grin. “Pawdon me but I would love to ship you with…” She looked around the room and gasped. “AMPORA!” She… Read more

Jake nodded,”Sorry then,” he said then moved his hands while he talked, sipping his tea once more. “I find your puns amusing, if I might say.” The man grinned and decided to try one from him self,”It’s just purrfict to meet you.” Jake held out his hand,”Jake English at your service.”

Meulin was still very much confused, but took the situation as it was. Thankfully, she hadn’t noticed anyone else just yet or it would’ve made her start rambling about… Shipping most likely. “Purrfect!” She replied, smiling at Jake apologetically while rubbing the back of her head. “I’m deaf you see… Can’t hear myself talk.” She put her… Read more

Jake scooted away from the cat loving troll,”Uh, yes, I’m fine, ripe as a rain!” He grinned and sipped his tea, his forehead having a slight red mark on it though. The troll was weird, really, who comes yelling into a tea party? It’s a tea, party, with tea. Blimey some people or trolls can’t respect the tea, pip, pip, cheerio as he would say.

“OH MY COD, I’M SO FURRY!” She gasped at scaring Jake. “UM, THAT WASN’T A FURRY GOOD PUN, WAS IT?” She shook her head. “I’VE BEEN DOING THIS FURR YEARS AND I STILL HAFFUREN’T GOTTEN THE HANG OF IT.” She frowned. “ANYWAY, oh, I mean, anyway… is this better? Are you okay, kitty?” She quickly went over to Jake and got really close to his face,… Read more

Jake jumped when the loud troll came busting in and fell flat on his face on the floor, falling of the couch. He groaned,”Blimey, mate, turn it down will you?” The man sat up and scrambled back on the couch, rubbing his forehead moodily.

Meulin stood on the other side of the road, circling around a bit because she couldn’t hear the drones telling her to cross. She was starting to get moody. “CAN I CROSS NOW, PURRLEASE?” She shouted to one of the drones acting as the traffic manager, which wasn’t really necessary, considering anyone barely ever drove through the gloomy… Read more

Dirk shrugged. “Im not sure, but i hope soon.” The mechanical bird landed on his shoulder, “I need to give the bird to him…” He carefully took a sip out of the delicate cup.

Jake removed his arm as Jake started to walk, be grabbed a new tea cup and bounced after Dirk. “Oh! I hope to see your little bro’s friend..John I think? He looks like me!” He grinned and sat down at one of the couches,”Bimsly’s muffins mate, I wonder if they ever will come though.”

Dirk blinked behind his sunglasses and shrugged. The trolls started to talk to each other leaving the humands to do what ever humans do, he didn’t mind. Dirk wandered away with Jake, who had refused to let go of his shoulders and now he had a.derpy grin on his face. Jake didn’t seem to be aware of the world around him.

So Eriiiiiiiidan how is Feferi doing?

Kanaya glanced in the sea-dwellers direction with surprise. She quickly shook her head, grabbing her Jade teapot and filling his cup. “But Of Course, Eri,” she said politely.

Eridan sat in silence for a while he realized he had forgot to ask for tea and wanted to make it look like it was on purpose. He eventually decided to say to Kanaya, “ill havve some tea if you please kan.” even though he was spiteful, he stayed more or less polite (or sarcastic).

Dirk scratched the back of his head and sheepishly asked, “Were did you get all of these pillows?” Dirk looked slightly embarrassed, ” There really comfortable…”

Kanaya chuckled. “No, You’ve Both Been Great To Have Honestly!” She brought her cup back down for a sip of tea, to hide her grin.

Dirk lifted his cup in turn. ” Thanks for having us!” Dirk nudged Jake in the ribs ” And dealing with this idiot.”

Kanaya felt her cheeks heat up a bit as she gave the human boys a polite smile. “Well Thank You, I’m Very Glad To Hear You Like It. Both Of You” She lifted her glass at them and grinned.

Jake grinned,”We’ve met, such a lovely lady troll she is!” He adjusted his glasses with his free hand and kept on grinning,”The tea is brilliant, just fabulous if I may say.”