((I’m just going to jump right on in :3))
Sollux slouched as her walked, hands in pockets. He got pushed roughly by humans brushing past him, the mustard blooded troll mumbled curses under his breath as he walked. As being a source of electricity, most of his yellow brother brethren sold them selves for that industry, but not Sollux. The… Read more

Eridan siles, “Thanks! You don’t knoww howw much this means to me! Really.”

“I’m not that desperate” Karkat said, trying to maintain at least some of his pride. It sure was cold out here though “Well, I guess I could stay for a few days. If you really want.”

“Uh, yeah. Humans havve silly habits, but if I’m makin money…” He trails off, seeing the look on Karkat’s face, “Anywways, do you wwant to come livve wwith me?”

“Famous?” Karkat repeated dubiously. Why was it everyone has such ridiculous jobs? He’d never even heard of a cosplay cafe.

Eridan blushes his purple blush, “Wwell, to be honest, I tried gettin a job, but humans don’t like trolls much. After a wwhile I managed to get a job at somethin called a cosplay café. I suppose humans prefer wwhen they think ‘strange’ things are fake.” He rubs his neck, “Then I kind of got a little bit famous.”

“You mean house? You actually bought one of those human buildings?” Karkat was impressed. “Where’d you get that kind of money?” He narrowed his eyes suspiciously

“Oh,” Eridan smiles nervously, “I wwas just searchin for people to livve at my neww Earth hivve wwith me.”

Karkat looked around upon hearing his name, spotting Eridan, he clenched his teeth. Of course the highbloods had managed much better on earth than the lowbloods had. They always had it so much easier, on Alternia because they were considered superior, on Earth because they were wealthier. “The warehouse laid me off” he growled, holding the… Read more

Eridan hears a loud crash coming from nearby. He turns his head and sees a troll, he looks familiar, “Kar?” Eridan walks faster forward, “Wwhat happened to you?” Eridan is confused, but then he realizes somethihg. Karkat could be his very first ticket to having a friend.

Nearby, the lid to a dumpster abruptly flew open, as if it had been punched from inside, and a flurry of raccoons and feral cats jumped out and skittered down the alley in the morning light. “Fucking furbeasts!” Karkat exclaimed, tossing out a final grey kitten from his makeshift home. The small animal failed to land on its feet and hit the… Read more

Eridan Ampora wakes up in his lonely house that he just purchased on Earth. It’s very quiet, and Eridan is starting to miss his fronds. He rolls out of bed and dresses in his normal clothes. After he wraps a scarf around his neck he heads out, deciding to find other trolls to be his house mates.

He strolls down the street to see nobody,… Read more

Eridan wants new people to live with him. I’ll post the first post! You just follow!

Taken:
-Eridan
-Karkat